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BREAKING MOTHERFUCKING NEWS

Attention public radio personalities: We are not like Andrea Campbell. We have crushes, but we respect the distance. Might I refer you to the “Legal” section of our site? We’re making most of our stuff up. This, however, is total truth. Check the Chicago Tribune: Garrison Keillor has a real-life stalker. So that’s why he [...]